"Greatest Hits Albums are for housewives and little girls." -Kids In The Hall

no-need-to-be-alone:

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Hi! I’m a trans PoC without health insurance who makes money on the side making patches. Recently, I’ve become obsessed with Our Flag Means Death, and have made this collection (which in sure will grow) to celebrate my love for the show.

Likes, reblogs, and of course, orders are greatly appreciated

My store is in the link below, and you can find me on instagram, twitter, Facebook, and tiktok under Enkay Designs!

gooodomens:

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Angel Crowley being adorable and goofy

memedreamm:

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

thirteenthjojo:

wanderinggrizzly:

coffeeworldsasaki:

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Over a 100???? It was just the guy in the photo a couple days ago djsjdjks

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no but jokes aside this is actually really great. malicious compliance in the best way.

here’s a quote from a Pink News article about this that really stuck with me:

Elia Bonci, who also spoke to la Repubblica, said: “I took courage, used my deadname and signed up for Miss Italy because fighting transphobia is intersectional and even though I’m not a trans woman, I’ve decided to fight for their rights.”

the whole point is to show how “afab” being used as a replacement for woman is fucking stupid and fundamentally incorrect and. whatever else. and it gives me hope to see the community rising up like this. solidarity and unity and peace on planet earth.

quackatomic:

oh-man-aw-geez:

orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

mystical-one:

who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music

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no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

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Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

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Hey uh brand new addition

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arithmeticanimaniac:

itspeanutlove:

mommyhorror:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

Creepiest monster thing alive: moves like that

this little girl: 😊☺️😄😄☺️😊🤩

This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom

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twistcmyk:

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term “furry” and people would ask “a/s/f/o” which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with “I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you” and every single time they would immediately disconnect

noahbaumbachmaritalstatus:

pommycore:

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like “oh, you changed your name? me too, look!–” and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, “divorce!!” and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)

madgastronomer:

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freshdonus:

spacegay-yx:

skeleton-richard:

mooncustafer:

notquitesoancient:

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

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“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.